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Olo

Hey! Olo!
by BigMacDaddylol September 1, 2022
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OLO

Code word for a straight married music teacher having a sexual with FEMALE student in her class! The fuck? Now I understand even less about what going on in the world (and I'm part of a nation wide gangstalking operation in which my favorite YouTubers are active participants)
Hym "Do you see this OLO shit!?"

Iam "See what I'm saying about teachers though?

Hym "That's why I prefer professors. They write the material they teach. They aren't molesters."

Iam "Hey, OLO looks like a person. Check it. OLO

👄
See?"

Hym "Ha! You're a fucking idiot. But seriously. That Monk shit is really pissing me off. How the fuck is Doug quoting something I said, verbatim, when I said it in a room with only one person? I get the UD posts. That's fine. But that shit isn't ME, Jordan. I'm not doing that shit to myself, am I? That's the fucking problem here. Not my unwillingness wipe the fucking beard hairs off my sink. Ok? See my problem?"

Iam "I thought it was kind of funny... I mean look ________________

OLO / FEED ME BRAINS! /

👄 <________________/
See? It's funny right?"

Hym "Bwahahahaha! Stop it! This isn't funny! You're annoying! We have a serious problem here!"

Iam "I know..."

Hym "Our life is falling apart and we're a part of an MK ultra-esque conspiracy! This isn't the time for jokes. How do you not see how this could be misused? 'If I wAs ThE oNe In ChArGe It WoUlD bE fInE!' Sounds a lot like communism to me! How about you? No? I was quoting a doctor. Sound familiar!?"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Olo

Get Olo out of the locker room and back to the janitor closet where he belongs
by Ray roach November 2, 2021
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OLO

Obviously Laughing Obnoxiously

Acronym that usually expresses feelings, an action and emotion to a statement, sentence or reaction. Similar to how LOL is utilized, but better suited in many circumstances.
by Randomlyaccurate May 14, 2021
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oLo

this means that some idiot is drunk and forget how to spell " lol"
person 1 : i just fell down the stairs

person 2 : olo
by sad all the time May 17, 2021
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AN OLO

A HUMAN ANATOMICAL APERTURE SPREAD.
The way you get the most effective natural APERTURE SREAD as you da AN OLO. You can legally do AN OLO of any age as there is no SEXUAL CONDUCT or SEXUAL CONTACT as what you do is the FRONTAL ORAL called ANOL is just request the individual to open their mouth as much as possible and the REAR ORAL called ANOLO is the individual has to be NAKED so as there is no resistance from material interfering with a FULL NON FORCEFUL SPREAD. When you finish performing the REAR ANOLO you have done AN ANOL. After the individual is NAKED you have them lay on their stomach and have them spread their legs slightly apart and then you put your hand on the LEFT BUTTOCK in the middle and your right hand on the RIGHT BUTTOCK then you spread their ASS APART as much as you can where you open up THEIR ASSHOLE as wide as possible without any objects or lubrication and when you completed both the ORAL which is ANOL and the ANOLO you have performed legally AN OLO.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
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AN OLO RATIO

When you have an ANOL and an ANOLO which is AN OLO you take a measurement.
The ratio of OPEN MOUTH CIRCUMFERENCE to OPEN ASSHOLE CIRCUMFERENCE is AN OLO RATIO. THERE are two AN OLO RATIOS as the reciprocal is such. To be clear it is ONOL/ONOLO = OPENED MOUTH/OPENED ASSHOLE and the reciprocal is ONOLO/ONOL = OPENED ASSHOLE/OPENED MOUTH , the reciprocal is always the ONOLO on TOP = OPENED ASSHOLE on TOP.
by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021
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