Tito Ortiz Syndrome

People who are never gracious in defeat and always have an excuse for not winning or dealing with a negative outcome. Also known as TSO.
Joe Rogan: So Tito, I saw you kinda lost it in the first round.

Tito Ortiz: No I didn't loose, some sweat got in my eye and I couldn't see, he just got lucky that's all. Otherwise I would've won.

Dude in Audience: That's what I'm talking about! Tito Ortiz Syndrome, straight from the source!
by doubleHelix August 22, 2010
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Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.
Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.
by littlebabypants August 13, 2010
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Derek Ortiz-Mondragon

Words can't describe the size of this boy's heart. He loves and cares with all he's got and it makes you adore him in every way possible. He's comforting to be around and he's the kind of person you forever want to be friends with. He has so much potential, kindess, creativity, smarts, and is overall an amazing guy.
Thank you for being in my life, Derek Ortiz-Mondragon
by Kiri♡ January 18, 2022
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Calista belle ortiz

A beautiful girl who loves sports! Someone everyone likes! Sweet, but not too sweet. If people say something to her she will retaliate!
Calista belle Ortiz is amazingly beautiful and loves sports!
by Aria PLL March 11, 2015
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Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz

Daisy is the funniest loving person I've ever met. The first time I saw her, I told myself, " We're going to be best friends." and it came true. I love you so much, even if you don't like (cough cough Taylor Swift.) I sometimes make fun of you, but I truly don't mean it. I am the only person who will call you Double Daisy, if someone calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz! ❤
I wish you were a Daisy Dinosaurio Ortiz, she's so cool and funny.
by soph_ia0522 November 7, 2022
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Daisy Dino Ortiz

Daisy is the funniest and most loving person I've ever met. I will sometimes make fun of you like calling you a bitch, but I truly don't mean it. I will be the only one that will call you Double Daisy, and if someone else calls you that, I'll beat them up! I love you so much, you're literally my best friend in the entire world. I wish the whole world was filled with people like you, and the world will be nice again. Ily!❤
by soph_ia0522 November 7, 2022
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Pedro Ortiz

Pedro Ortiz is a hot ass guy who is dating a really pretty girl named Aubrey sams. She’s fucking insane and will kill anybody for him. don’t mess with her bf!
Woah is that Pedro Ortiz?
by emo unicorn November 24, 2021
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