Orifice Queen

Not wanting anything to pass in or out of all orifices.

"where do you want to shit out?" E
"No where, I'm an Orifice Queen." L

by Toadloaf August 18, 2025

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Fundamental orifice

A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy

Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.

Stop being a fundamental orifice.

by Kenny loggins August 26, 2023