The Google, it does nothing!

When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.

morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.

12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!

by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010

hitler did nothing wrong

The meaning of life because it was just a prank bro!

Hey Hitler did nothing wrong

by Hail Hydra July 5, 2016

Nothing

What my daughter tells me they learned at school today, and every other day for that matter. Usually followed by a shrug. Slang for "I can't be bothered remembering or telling you".

Father: So darling, what did you learn at school today?

Daughter: Nothing. (Shrugs)

by Taco4they September 15, 2017

It's better than nothing

A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.

My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.

by GianPaolo September 2, 2011

Nothingism

A religion based on the central belief that: "NOTHING MATTERS."

This is a REAL religion.

Nothingism

ex.1
normal person: What are you doing?
Nothingist: It doesn't matter
ex.2
normal person: Why do we exist?
christian: Because God created us.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
ex.3
newb nothingist: I don't think i'm praying right.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.

by Hacked Ranger October 2, 2010

Nothing At All

What Flanders says to Homer while wearing a skin-tight ski suit. The image is burned into Homer's mind and haunts him for the rest of his life.

During this particular quote, Flanders turns around and shakes his butt to Homer to emphasize his point.

Flanders: "I love this new ski suit! Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

Homer: "AGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! Stupid, sexy Flanders..."

by Enzo N20 July 4, 2009

nothingtoxic

nothingtoxic.com is a shitstain on the taint of the interwebz. it features daily shocking and humorous user generated videos that could all be found elsewhere on the web. it used to be good, when scott owned it, before he sold out and sold the site to some noobtard named "bluetahoe99", who promptly used the site to sodomize himself, thus destroying his anus and a perfectly good website. the most notable feature of this site is the rabidly devout posters in the video comment section. they all think they are funny, although none of them are. some of the lesser evolved regular posters include: a moderator that masquerades as a cop, an illiterate, unfunny moron that believes hes a horse, a zionist conspiracy seeking clown, the "is he died" duo, an estonian gentleman with keen insight and a mean glamor shot, a drunken,rambling convict from new jersey that smells of marijuana and constantly baits the less intelligent into petty, pointless arguments, a dark humored pervert with a dog avatar and a scat fetish, some semi literate dork claiming to be from vegas while locking down the capslock button, and some cokehead that used to be king of an even worse website that sank so he swam to NT and now childishly mentions his penis as much at any given opportunity. these are just a few of the dregs that enjoy a daily dose of crappy videos and petty squabbling.
nothingtoxic is like a magic portal, where members never leave, they just reappear with a new name and avatar.

hubble: guys, did you post on nothingtoxic today?
huston: yeah, the usual. made 3 crappy comments about 3 crappy videos, and watched like 2 porn links.
hubble: wow. is brian in a damn coma or something?
bollockstoit: i dont know, but if you go on urbandictionary.com, nothingtoxic is synonymous with bile and dogpoop.

by en jay ftw!!! March 23, 2010