noids

An expression to define being paranoid.

"Hey Connor you got the noids from that jazz cabbage?"

by flimsier October 13, 2017

noids

What 3-year-olds call Wonka Nerds.

I'ma need some candy noiw! Noids!!

by drunk|ballerina November 15, 2005

No ID

Street. Coming up street, or on the low. The type of lifestyle where you don’t go out of your way to put your identity out there, be it to store clerks or bouncers.
Somewhat of an ‘old-school tradition. Usually a trend starting in the late teens, lasting til early 30’s.

Coming up street, ‘No ID’ type shit.

Person 1: “How you live like that, on the low??”
Person 2: Came up No ID style, I always know how to accomplish things”

by Emero September 2, 2020

noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.

by midori modesty February 27, 2011

noids

balls, testicles

You hit me in the noids!

by Randy Coxswain January 30, 2017

noidontshipthem

Someone nasty

Omg your so noidontshipthem

by P3riodbl0od June 12, 2021

noidhow

a small desperate pited fellow who has no fuccin game watsoever.. and likes to stare at horse's g00000dds..

"hey horse, do you like me??" -noidhow

"fuck no!!.. git off me bitch!" -horse

by noidhowlicksmetchkhausballz September 27, 2004