non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 09, 2018

horse shoe hairline

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

roller coaster hairline

Some one with a curved or obscure hairline, it is used as an insult.

Amin's hair goes like a roller coaster.

"Samers hair is so crooked, ". "That boy got a roller coaster hairline!"

by WestSideKilla December 09, 2016

Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016

Logan pauls hairline

Logan pauls hairline is commonly used when someone is being very annoying.

Despite the fact you probably have never seen it, hairlines caused KSI vs Logan paul.

Or said as LPH.

Guy 1:'Damn bro, look at his hairline!'
Guy 2: 'I know right, thats totally LPH, haha!'

Girl 1: 'Why am I here?'
Girl 2: 'To see Logan pauls hairline I guess.'

by quatorosss January 16, 2020

boi your hairline

something someone says when ones hairline is fucked up or just straight up non-existent

boi your hairline looks like a mushroom

by kendall XD February 04, 2018

Among Us Hairline

A line said from Kanye West's song "Sussy Balls" which he recorded on TikTok.

"Among us hairline, I'm hella gay."

by JustJoon June 09, 2021