Jerkular Motion

The delicate movement required for male masturbation.

Instructions: Grab your pole, and move your hand/s in a jerkular motion until all is good again.

by nuttyfish April 21, 2010

black motion

The moving feeling one gets with shut eyes under the influence of drugs

If I try and go to sleep all the black motion will make me dizzy.

by Peetor! March 4, 2005

motion lotion

Lubricating liquid or gel that helps out the act of plundering one or more sexual orifaces, such as Vasiline, K-Y jelly, butter or motor oil.

Conceited woman (while having sex): "Aren't I tight?"
Conceited man: "No, just full. Get out the motion lotion."

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

Loose Motion

The situation you face during diarrhea and dysentery. Mostly synonymous to diarrhea and dysentery to the people in Indian Subcontinent.

How long have you been in toilet? Got loose motion?

by urbangladeshi May 28, 2011

Bro Motion

Noun- When a guy watches a girl do any physical activity. He watches those cannons bounce in Bro Motion.

1. The other day i watched a girl jog. It was all in Bro Motion!

2. Watching that hunny work out was so hard to handle, it was like she was working in Bro Motion.

by Stevokenevo February 18, 2009

slow motion

To move one's body at a low rate, in this case its used for in a dance.

In other cases its when the movement is retained at a low pace.

"Baby, dont shake ya body so fast, slow motion for me."

by Knoledge MasterWoman August 25, 2004