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The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.
The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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NoCandyOnlyWifi

Known as a meme, but this term can mean many different things. In esports this literary term is meant as a god player ( specially in clash royale, where a player with this name made a big impact )

The meme part of it, came along when kids started using more electronics then anything else getting attached to this making creep vans no more likely to attract kids with candy then with wifi coming with the meme " No Candy Only Wifi "
Oh wow, that player is on nocandyonlywifi's level!
Hey jack! that van says free wifi, hahaha NoCandyOnlyWifi Bro!
by NoCandy August 28, 2018
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nocando

You want to so badly, but you just can't, or something prevents you from doing so.
He asked me to meet him in the orchard and make love, but I had to say nocando, I'm married.
by big d March 3, 2005
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