Nimrod

Unlike some people say, a Nimrod is a super chill and unstupid person. He is also the

quintessential alpha male and he definitely isn't gay. I promise. Like seriously.

Person a- is that Nimrod?
Person b- he is hot and definitely not gay.

by epicwaifu August 24, 2021

Nimrod

An unimaginably unintelligent individual

Julia is a massive nimrod

by shushuel July 2, 2021

nimrod

a IDIOT!!!

Liz thought Noon wasn't an alpha..she's such a nimrod for that!

by nooniepie October 18, 2023

Neuro-impaired nimrod

A term to describe a person that is very stupid and cant do nothing because he is very dumb and decides to attack you in a pvp game and he gets jumped by 50 big hunky men

I was playing TSB and someone attacked a whole party, he is a Neuro-impaired nimrod. 50 big hunky men jumped him

by Papi travis the first November 15, 2023

Nimrod Nibbo

Nimrod Nibbo is an intelligent name for a simple person, Somone that can take a ribbing but is a absolute clutz. Often a young person that resembles an old man in their behaviour and use of language. See nibbo nimrod knib

That boy Nick was a total Nimrod Nibbo,

“I thought he sounded like a 70 year old man”

by KingGWells October 28, 2018

nimrod

1. A biblical figure who was the son of Cush and great-grandson of Noah.
2. An album by the pop-punk band Green Day, released in 1997.
3. A stupid, foolish or inept person. Commonly used by Bugs Bunny to describe Elmer Fudd.

George: Blow me!
Dan: I heard that!
George: Of course you heard it, ya fuckin' nimrod! I'm standing right next to you!

by Yak off July 14, 2018

Nimrod Nightcap

When you are in the town of Nimrod, Minnesota (population 69) and meet up with one of the local girls for some oral action. While slurping on your manhood, she is simultaneously sucking down some Crown Royal Apple through a straw. The apple flavored whiskey prelude will mix terrifically with your creamy goodness.

Last night I offered Melinda a Nimrod Nightcap, she was thrilled to have her third of the evening.

by BROZERKERZ June 1, 2018