When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest, allows the shit to dry, crumples the shit into three balls, places them in a line across the bed and has the woman spread her legs, gets an erection and swing his hips as if taking a golf swing and uses his dick as the putter. Go for a hole in one!
by felching belcher October 16, 2009
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LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.
Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.
by mike April 10, 2004
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by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008
Get the needless markups mug.A poor method of attempting to create a recording from an alternative source recording. Often used by resellers who fake analog reel to reel tape or analog cassette recordings by transferring digital or vinyl records back to tape and claiming to new analog is from a master analog source.
by R2R Master April 2, 2017
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Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.
called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.
Someone that is disgusting and hot at the same time.
called a pretty needle because, though pretty to look at, also stabs out your eyes.
Dude: Megan Fox Is so hot!
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.
Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.
Dude2: yuck, she is so not.
Dude3: I think she's a pretty needle.
Chick: Edward Cullen is way too hot!
Chick2: His features are too extreme. He's a pretty needle.
by Yoshi_Guy November 23, 2009
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Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.
(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.
(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
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