Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Beached Necker

When a woman of 300lbs or more lays down and gives you head like a seal trying to swallow a traffic cone.

Hey, did you hang out with Sally last night?
Oh, Big Sally from the Valley? Yeah! She even gave me a Beached Necker!

by YourAngerFuelsMe June 9, 2020

neckle

to beat up,thrash,kill or destroy

you best go home son before i neckle you!

by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

Neckle

A nose-freckle.

what the fuck is that on her face?

EURGH! ITS A NECKLE!

by neckle destroyer July 28, 2010

necker

One who consumes all the contents of a nicely rolled blunt by smoking it

Don't put him in the rotation, he's a necker!

by Jonathan "Jay" Gomez January 6, 2008

rubber necker

An individual who moves his head or worms in rank or while standing at attention.

The drill sergeant screamed at the fresh recruit for turning his head to look at the seagull calling him a rubber necker.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

necker meister meister necker

1. Something you yell in place of a cuss word.
2. a rare species of humpback whale
3. small children whose mother's name is Debbie

Todd: Did you see that new girl today?
Scott: No, but I heard she is a real necker meister meister necker.

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009