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pearl necklace 

The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.
Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.
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Poop Necklace 

When you poop on a girl's chest and then smear it so it looks like a necklace. Very similar to a pearl necklace, except with poop.
"So the other day I was hanging out with this girl, next thing you know I'm giving her a poop necklace."
Poop Necklace by Tom Shane March 17, 2008

puka shell necklace 

A fashion necklace accessory often worn by douche bags in your fantasy league.
"Holy shit. Did he wear a puka shell necklace to the draft?"
puka shell necklace by Wrangler Tag September 12, 2013

nub necklace 

A derivative of pearl necklace in which a man attempts to shoot his load on a woman's neck but misses, instead hitting her face.
Man, last night I gave her the biggest nub necklace! My dick twitched hard right as I was cumming!
nub necklace by frogger149 January 11, 2009

pearl necklace 

when a guy cums on the girls neck making it look like a pearl necklace
last night i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace
pearl necklace by big-nick June 15, 2006

Pearl Necklace 

the act of blowing your load directly at a woman's neck, aiming it perfectly center so the white juice flows down both sides of her neck, creating what looks like a 'pearl necklace'
Yo, I gave my girl a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
Pearl Necklace by Jake Smith February 16, 2003

Donut Necklace

When a man rubs his balls over the neck of another while ejaculating.
...I was giving her this hot donut necklace and got her in the eye.
Donut Necklace by Galfriday March 20, 2016