Narting is a game you play on the rooftop where you projectile shit of of the building and try to take down as many civilians as possible
by FemboyPebis July 26, 2021

This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025

A nart is when you think you had a shart, but then you check, and it's not. If you don't check, then it's not a nart. That is, if you don't confirm that it was Not a Shart, then it cannot be a Nart. It is both a verb and a noun. And is perhaps most comply used as a verb in the past tense: "narted".
I was shopping at Home Depot and pushed too hard to get a fart out and was sure I had sharted myself, so I went to the bathroom to clean up, and it turned out it was only a nart. Thank god.
OR
I narted at Home Depot the other day.
OR
I really hope that was a nart.
OR
I narted at Home Depot the other day.
OR
I really hope that was a nart.
by PooterMcGavin1982 December 23, 2020

Where a person follows through very badly whilst doing a lesson on Performing Arts.
Very Embarrassing and hard to forget.
Very Embarrassing and hard to forget.
by Narty Had A Farty February 20, 2017

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