narts

expression of regret of low key anger, preceded by "OH, " or sometimes "AWH," usually in place of a loudly yelled "OH FUCK!"

You to a friend while a younger sibling is around: "OH, Fu---narts! I can't go to the party"

Doctor: you have mild to severe mesothelioma
You: AWH narts

by Haha I swear im not depressed October 31, 2018

Narting

The act of impregnating a girl by nutting in your hand and sliding it up her ass

Bro i think someone is narting that homeless person.

by JunkTuah November 30, 2024

Nart

The word Nart has no meaning, you can the word in a sentence, phrase, text, or just anything to replace a real word. There is one rule to this word, you shall never tell anyone what word your using Nart to replace (unless there is a secret). It’s all in your head it’s a undercover word, with any meaning you desire.

Wow Jimmy just took a fatt Nart on the lunchroom floor.

by Sam_:) November 21, 2021

Nart

"not" art

in the terms of self-hatred of artistic expression.

dimension 0:"look at my art"
replier 999:"that's not art, that's nart"

by Text22 December 20, 2018

Nart

The act of falling asleep and then passing gas very strongly and powerfully.

Last Friday, the twice impeached, four time indicted former president Donald Trump narted while sitting in court during the last day of jury selection for his first criminal trial for election interference for concealing hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. It was so smelly his lawyers were backing away from him and they had to take a recess so someone could come in and clean his chair.

by PETEandrepete April 22, 2024

Narts

An exclamation of surprise in a situation of forgetfulness and/or stupidity

"Did you read last night's article?"

"Aw narts!"

by Oof.its.faleeshuh November 9, 2017

Nartted

When a male nuts and farts at the same time.

"Yeah dude when I cam on her I farted."
"So you nartted?"
"Yeah man."

by That small Asian bitch June 19, 2016