Dipped in Vaseline

A man who is horny has a steel hardend dick and ready to go at it with a Chick.
Phone call ...... Yo girl Im at the crib dipped in vaseline ready to make you scream.....
by 1FreshCat May 03, 2010
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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have vaseline on your forehead again today!"
by workerofsocial October 09, 2015
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A song by the popular beatbox group gaynl. The song can be used to describe emotion wether it be good or bad.
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"My girlfriend just dumped me. This is beyond queer anal butt fucking with vaseline."
by ORLYGAYNLLOL January 04, 2006
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mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.
Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?
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Vaseline Swag

Vaseline Swag.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023
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Vaseline Swag

The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.
Vaseline Swag.
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Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker
by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 08, 2017
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