Amazing New Mexico Sunset is not only the @ of THE petekey historian on tiktok, but also a line Pete Wentz wrote on livejournal on june 28, 2005. The message reads:
Amazing new mexico sunset
I'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem
Its all orange and pink above us
We went to another waterpark again
I love high fives again
Totally back in love
Saw the most amazing movie...
I think its called spirited away. Watch it
Peterpan
Amazing new mexico sunset
I'm hanging on a bridge with my friend mikey way from my chem
Its all orange and pink above us
We went to another waterpark again
I love high fives again
Totally back in love
Saw the most amazing movie...
I think its called spirited away. Watch it
Peterpan
by Therealmikeyway August 14, 2022
Get the Amazing New Mexico Sunset mug.Meaning to commit suicide/OD as a reference to pat the bunny in his songs New Mexico from Johnny hobo and the freight trains and Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist by Ramshackle glory.
Like the time that our friend Chuck came over to our house
He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets
'Cause he was going out of town
I asked him, “Where,” and he said “I'm going to new mexico”
I asked if I could get a ride
He said: “No, you don’t want to follow me
Where it is I’m going”
He backed out of the driveway
That was the last time we saw him
'Cause he drove straight to his parent’s cabin
And put a bullet in his head
He said he needed somebody to take care of his pets
'Cause he was going out of town
I asked him, “Where,” and he said “I'm going to new mexico”
I asked if I could get a ride
He said: “No, you don’t want to follow me
Where it is I’m going”
He backed out of the driveway
That was the last time we saw him
'Cause he drove straight to his parent’s cabin
And put a bullet in his head
by Grungyteen69 July 17, 2019
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Person 2: 308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104
Person one: oh ok cool
Person 2: 308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104
Person one: oh ok cool
by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022
Get the 308 negro arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104 mug.A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
by happywhiteguy October 16, 2009
Get the Santa Rosa, New Mexico mug.A town 70 miles west of Albuquerque, was once known for as the Uranium Mining Capital of the world and now is known for the teen mom capital of the world. Its a place where by the age of 16-25 you'll have 3 kids from three different guys in which the mother is still shady about who they are, and the babies are all goverment supported. Where the best place to hang out when your in high school and shitfaced, is the riverwalk with the native americans, and you'll casually pass out under a bridge or on a park bench. The Allsups Honch is the drink of choice among high schoolers. Its usually filled with vodka and and a soft drink of some sort and by the time your 20 you'll have at least one DWI. The schools teach you nothing including your times tables, spelling, and basic math such as, divison muplication, and adding. Everyone uses the term 'Eh' after a sentence. Everyone has a Staring problem. There are two main bars and both have many 'swamp donkeys' lurking around. If your even slightly weathly i.e 350,000 annual income, you and your children will act like your shit dosent stink. There is no where to shop except Wal Mart and Bealls and are frequently out of sizes Large and Xtra large. if your caught in a scandal of any sort such as, divorce, cheating, sexual favors, STDS, DWI, battery, Drugs harder weed, or got someone pregnant, everyone will know by the end of the week.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Its a shithole that if your born here and leave, you always get dragged back.
Friend: " Have you been to Grants, New Mexico?
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
Friend 2: "yeah I was there last week seeing my 10 kids"
Grants Dude: " I was all fuckin hammered Eh"
Dude2: "Your from Grants, New Mexico arent you."
Person 1: Where you going on your Vacation?"
Person 2: "Grants, New Mexico"
Person 2: "WTF??? Why??"
by unknowngtowner March 12, 2011
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"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."
by Lessee~Chan May 26, 2018
Get the A New Mexico mug.A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.
by Static-Guru September 26, 2009
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