Narwhale

They are the unicorns of the sea and are seriously bad-ass

"woah look at that unicorn!"
"Bro, that a narwhale. it has a tail."

by llamasarecool October 23, 2012

narwhal

Narwhal, the sluts of the sea, they use their long horn to fuck other sea creatures. They are constantly horny (hence the incredibly long horn) they are not picky and will sometimes gang up to fuck some unsuspecting sea creature.

Yo dude, back off, stop being such a narwhal

by Johan Hedberg April 14, 2005

Narwhal

The best animal in the sea. It's a whale with a horn and is way majestic than beavers. They are awesome.

Whoa have you ever seen a narwhal?

Yeah they're so majestic and awesome.

by Homo sapien March 8, 2015

Narwhal

Narwhals are the coolest animal to ever live and no. They are not part unicorn. People actually got the idea of unicorns from narwhals. Sadly, people kill narwhals for their tooth worth lots of money. Most people think that the tooth is a tusk or horn but really it is the narwhal's only tooth. They do not chew it, they dig with it. Narwhals are very big but not as big as a bus or anything.

I think that narwhals are magical but i'm wrong.

by Lucycakes May 3, 2016

Narwhal

A narwhal is a whale, with a horn, witch is actually a tooth, it can have 2 of them, and it eats shrimps

A narwhal is a Beautiful Animals

by Magic Diamond June 2, 2016

Slog the narwhal

Another term for jerking off.

Carlton couldn’t help but slog the narwhal when he saw Cindy coming down the hall.

by Terry Pile March 3, 2018

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

a meme originating from Reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool

n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: STFU!

by chaosbeast August 21, 2010