My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

my left

my left, so your right, so if you said my left it is their right but if they say my left, then it is your right

"its on my left"
*goes on his own left*
"i said my left you piece of shit"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left Vermillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

All I Wanted Was The Line ANd Circle On My Left Knee

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

If You All See A Webpage On My Left Temple, Shut The Fuck Up And Slice Vitamin C Tablets

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024