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My wife left me and took the kids

A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids

“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
by bankssbitch November 21, 2018
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my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.
by McChikn November 29, 2021
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This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011
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why my dad left

Me: why my dad left?
mom:so your dad left cause you suck
by BiboTheBilbo April 24, 2019
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My father left me

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...
by waoh October 1, 2019
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my dad left

same.
person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies
by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022
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