Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.

When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.

by Not Hicks April 17, 2010

crotch munchkin

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.

Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.

by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003

munchkin war

the act of pellting dunkin donut munchkins at one another.

"dude i got mad welts from munchkin war last night"- Tommy


"dont throw the powdered... so Ill throw a glazed"

by roadkill + donz October 20, 2008

munchkin head

Term of endearment that one can call a small person. Not a little person just someone that stopped growing early!!! Used primarily for tall guys to their short girlfriends!

oh you're such a little munchkin head!!!

by Tinkerbelle April 20, 2006

munchkin run

to run in an awkward fashion looking very tiny.
to appear as a midget or a "munchkin", and run.

Josh was so drunk, he did a munchkin run.

by Chrory November 23, 2007

honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off

1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."

by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017

Booty Munchkins

When you have tiny shit turds

"I just took a poop and it felt like it was gonna be huge but I just had a case of BOOTY MUNCHKINS".

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010