mule

a term for a person whos being very mean and aggressive, the dickhead of everyone's clique, a person whos being a big genitalia

gah, Jordan is always being a mule to Cindy, will he ever learn?

by xyzzzz May 6, 2008

muleing

The act of haveing sex.

Stop muleing that chickenhead and go pick up your little brother from school.

by twang October 22, 2004

mule

See sex, copulate, or fornicate

Dude, that girl's hot! I want to mule her...

by twang October 22, 2004

Obsolete Mule

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Drama Mule

Someone who likes to transport worthless gossip between others in a way similar to a drug mule transporting drugs.

Oswald: "Did you hear about how Bob is telling everyone that Jaquan got expelled?"
Charles: "Bruh Jaquan is just in Puerto Rico he'll be back next week. Bob is such a drama mule!"

by VolleyballIsLife October 29, 2014

Metamucil Mule

1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water

Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.

by KRmd November 20, 2017

Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

by Les Crapp October 18, 2007