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Canadian Mud Shark

White Canadians(usually females) that prefer African Americans(usually males from American Ghettoes). Canadian Mudsharks are usually found in cities near the Canadian/American border: Victoria, Vancouver, Calgary, Regina, Winnipeg, Kenora, Thunder Bay, Windsor, London, Hamilton, Montreal, Ottawa, Kingston, Toronto, Quebec.

Canadian Mudsharks prefer African Americans but will settle for Jamaicans or Africans from Africa.
Jane: Has anyone seen Karen?
Martha: Oh she's in the States this weekend.
Jane: Again? Is she Hunting Blacks still?
Martha: Probably. What a Canadian Mud Shark!
Jane: Before long she'll have Mud Skippers, eh?
by Jason Hard January 11, 2009
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Latin Mud Shark

A woman of latin/hispanic descent who only dates or fucks with black men.
I seen that mami at the club with some black guy, she's a latin mud shark.
by onlylatinaz October 23, 2006
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slippery mud shark

Pissing in a chicks ass during anal
"I was drunk....fucking her in the ass, and i had to take a leak, so i just gave that hoe the slippery mud shark"
by openyourmouthoe December 23, 2007
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mudshark sunglasses

When a white girl (mudshark) dating a black man gets two black eyes that look like sunglasses.
Yo Tyrone! I see you gave yo ho a pair of mudshark sunglasses! Dat ho mussa been acking up!!
by Jacoban Mugatu September 8, 2018
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Mudshark Melody

A Mudshark Melody is simply a cheap rap/r&b song that is played on the radio and attracts many jersey tugging white women. For some reason, by creating cheap songs and hitting particular off-notes, coupled with the common 4/4 beat, white women get all hot and bothered when they hear these songs.

The word mudshark refers to women who are on the hunt for some dark chocolate, no matter what dark chocolate it is, they want some.

Melody meaning a succession of tones or notes. In this case, cheap rappers make it easy to remember for mentally impaired audiences (aka mudsharks).
Example 1: The casual response.

Boy 1: Dammmmnnn, did you just hear that new Chris Brown song? Girls love him even though he hits his girlfriend.

Boy 2: It must be one of those Mudshark Melodies.

Example 2: Confronting the Mudshark.

Mudshark: That new Soulja Boy/Trey Songz duo is hot.

Boy 1: Why is that? Sounds like another Mudshark Melody.

Mudshark: They are the best rappers alive! Their songs are soooo deep and intimate.

Boy 1: How about you go wash that mud off and go listen to some real music.

Mudshark: You don't know shit!

Boy 1: How about you go tug on some more jerseys and show up at some more football parties?

Mudshark: I don't swim in the mud all the time.

Boy 1: Of course you do, you mud tossen ho! Now turn off that radio before I chum dis water and catch your shark ass myself.
by MadRSL July 27, 2009
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Mudshark

"Justin didn't believe the legend of mudsharks that survived solely from the attention of a certain type of man...that is, until now."
by O. Simpson August 27, 2009
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Mekong River delta mudshark

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.
I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.
by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011
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