by onlylatinaz October 23, 2006

"I was drunk....fucking her in the ass, and i had to take a leak, so i just gave that hoe the slippery mud shark"
by openyourmouthoe December 23, 2007

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
