mother

Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.
by Roxanne November 06, 2004
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motherment

The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.
"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."
by Taylor R September 26, 2005
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mother

The woman whose tits you once sucked on and loved it.
Got milk? Got mother
by rascal fumed row March 04, 2009
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Mother

The person who tucks you in at night, the person to love you when you mess up, the person who embarrasses you in front of your friends.
by 🚀Rocket November 09, 2022
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mother

by lovelicky June 18, 2023
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mother

It's something that is so big it broke the stairway to heaven and got sent back to earth and so god tried to make it into her own planet but she was too big that the flash died running not even halfway around her. She is so fat she crushed god himself.
person 1: Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone.

person 2: Yes, agreed

Your mother is something that is fatter than anything in the world
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Mother

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."
by kimmy booth June 01, 2005
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