mostest ever

More than the mostest.

Heather loves Andy the mostest ever.

by Hannahs mommy December 4, 2007

hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...

This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.

by Avior April 10, 2005

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Mostest-Ostest

The largest real number imaginable. It is equivalent to infinity -1.

Generally used in disputes to quantify how much one likes/dislikes something.

(Guy) This burger is awesome. I love burgers.

(Girl) I love them more than you, I love burgers the most.

(Guy) I love burgers the Mostest-Ostest.

(Girl) Your mathematical superiority has left me with no viable response. I bow down to your supreme love of burgers.

by Professor Smith November 25, 2006

Perfectly-Mostest

The one thing that can out do a I love you the mostest. Say I love you perfectly-mostest.. Its perfect so you cant out do it you know.

her: I love you

Me: I love you the mostest
her: I love you perfectly-mostest

by Doofishot November 13, 2022

Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.

JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."

by JWeed439 August 19, 2011

Moster than mostest

The phrase meaning more than mostest. Mostest meaning more than most.

Lu: "I love you mostest"
Tp: " i love you moster than mostest"

by Tedluvlu June 6, 2016