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Mossy

Old, decrepit, outdated, or unused. It's as if it's been sitting neglected somewhere, gathering moss.
"I was going through my closet and found this mossy old wig."

"This mossy app needs to be updated."

"The mossiest regulations made by the mossiest people."
by dealt a ruin September 7, 2025
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Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017
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Mossy’s Ginnell

The ginnell between New and Old Broad lane where victims are slaid by the grill
Don’t go down there…that’s Mossy’s Ginnell. It stinks of intoxicated, vulnerable, polish clunge
by Thehutch87 April 21, 2024
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Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.
Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.
by EH & HC December 9, 2008
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Mossies

Idk if it’s spelled right but it’s basically a game of catch with football.There is one person on one side and a crowd on another.The person throws it and whoever catches it is the new thrower.This goes on continuously.
Yo,wanna play mossies?
by SexyCucumberz June 9, 2022
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Mossy Boulders

One’s hairy nuts that are in desperate need of a lineup.
1.Damn bro… I got myself some Mossy Boulders
2. OMG… Did you hear Jake has some Mossy Boulders?!?
by TSM_NuttSacc September 18, 2021
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mossy toes

a nickname for the name "massimo"
ayo what the mossy toes doin?
by the goofy ahh goober December 7, 2022
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