Doing a Morty

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

by Impsimp November 30, 2020

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 28, 2010

lawyer morty

Someone who is not, in fact a lawyer, but rather, someone who is kept around because he is fun.
Also someone who is very proud of their Pog collection

Lawyer Morty: *Whispering*

Morty: What? N-no I don't wanna see your pog collection.

by Ivysauce August 25, 2017

nigga mortis

When a black man gets shot but continues to resist arrest.

cop 1: "How the hell is he still shooting!"
cop 2: "GODDAMN NIGGA MORTIS!"

by Rina Glass June 10, 2022

nigger mortis

When your friend is couch-locked after a blunt and can't leave.

"Carter's not goin' home. He got Nigger Mortis."

by Freshen Up June 09, 2022

mortis deveia

a rad melodic death metal band with members from Lawrence MA and Derry NH

"dude, did you catch Mortis Deveia's set?"

"yeah, they kicked ass!"

by TJ!!! September 24, 2007

Rick and Morty

The best TV show ever, being even better than The Simpsons. It has to do with Rick Sanchez and his grandson, Morty Smith going on very futuristic adventures.

Oh look! RICK AND MORTY SEASON 4 IS COMING OUT!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) June 17, 2018