Monorailing

The sexual practice of connecting two erect penises together at the tip whilst a fully lubed, double sided 'sleeve' fleshlight is made to move along one participants shaft to the others, sliding back and forth from one base to the other (Mimicking the movement of a monorail going from one station to another, hence the name)

I want to try monorailing with my boyfriend, but I don't know if he'd be up for it

My boyfriend and I tried monorailing last night, it was one heck of an experience!

by Giga_Freak March 18, 2025

Monorail

A slur for someone on threads that posts something and needs to be called a name. Some people may consider it offensive or a slur, others use it as a term of endearment.

That guy posted about being sad about all the bad words people have been saying, what an absolute MONORAIL.

Or

She was so sad over the death of that dog in the cartoon, such a sweet monorail.

by LaurelG March 2, 2026

to monorail

Verb born from The Simpsons 4th season episode: "Marge vs. the Monorail". In which a con artist with vage background in monorail design and construction convinces the town of Springfield to give him a large sum of money to provide the humble town with a monorail service. Only to spend the minimum possible, scamming the town with a dangerous and flaky monorail so he can go away with the vast majority of the money he was given.

It's rarely used to describe a person or an entity that lives off of scamming small populations with fake or vage credentials, experience, recognition etc...

Cinephile- So the romanian town in which Borat was filmed were lied to and they weren't told that the main character would humiliate them and their children in front of god knows how many people.
Spimsons fan- Oh shit... So Sacha Baron went to that town to monorail it?
Cinephile- ... You're not even wrong!

by Zierbo March 17, 2020

Alpha Menorah JavaScript

The perfect frat made by CEO of virginity, Scott Wozniak, where everyone enjoys Greece, Judaism, and coding.

Guy 1: “What do I do if I want to have 40 acres of Sex in Alpha Menorah JavaScript?”
Scott:”Don’t worry, there’s condoms under the trophies.”

by Durgthelegend March 27, 2023

Lighting the Menorah

To light the menorah or lighting the menorah is to fuck two chicks at the same time. Basically a threesome.

-Hello?

-Hey man

-Sorry. I can't talk right now. I'm lighting the menorah. And one of them's jewish! Oh the Irony.

-Holy Shit dude.

by Shadow Fox November 18, 2010