mongolian wax

the waxing of the anus
Etymology: If you drilled a hole through the Earth from Brazil, you would hit Mongolia.

"Hey, yo, Rajiv, we gonna get those Brazilian waxes next week?"
"Nah, man, we're getting Mongolian waxes."

by AHC October 06, 2006

Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.

Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.

by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009

mongolian paratrooper

someone who has a habit of dropping by uninvited and unwanted.

man, greg is such a mongolian paratrooper

by axeman7 August 06, 2008

Mongolian Bottlerocket

The act of dipping the tip of ones penis in kerosene, lighting it on fire and then putting it out in either a partners mouth, vagina, or rectum.

She was in the hospitol for third degree burns due to the Mongolian Bottlerocket.

by Dr Flayvas July 27, 2011

Mongolian Chairlift

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!

by Dave Pat July 27, 2008

Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry

I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover

by Skrimps February 14, 2020

Mongolian Spike

The act of ramming a thumb up a female's anus while she is receiving oral sex. It is usually performed at the point of climax to intensify the "shock" and therefore "pleasure" associated with the climax.

Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!

by Salty n Sticky December 08, 2009