favor miser

One who always says "can you do me a favor?" "Hey can you pass me that over there? Well you're close to it." But, when asked to do a favor, they gotta pee, cook or look for their reefer.
symbalta:
"Hey cleofus, please bring me the avocado mask from the garage, since you're on the 3rd floor you are closer"

Cleofus:
"Sure let me stop my home dialysis, to get that for ya you freakin favor miser"

miser"
by BeyHeartHuero August 25, 2014
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demand miser

Piece of machinery used to regulate the amount of electricity your house uses, in an effort for lower electric bill. It makes an annoying beeping sound to tell you when you are using to much power.
"the god damn demand miser shut off the heat because the washing machine is using to much power"
by mccultydeath March 11, 2008
mugGet the demand misermug.

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.
The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.
by urban sam June 30, 2007
mugGet the shit misermug.

A miserable virgin

You.
Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.
by Oreva1 August 8, 2020
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Random-Miser

Forum denizen of the internet, known for completely odd yet hilarious posts on various message boards. The individual off whom the terms randommize,randommized and randommizing originated. Often abreviated as "R-M"

An individual who creates incredibly odd and humorous forum posts.
That guy is just a (random-miser/R-M) continue on with the conversation.
by LRRS October 16, 2006
mugGet the Random-Misermug.

miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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