Joni Mitchell

One of the most talented female singers in the world, with a wild, beautiful, haunting voice.

Joni Mitchell's "Blue" is a fabulous album.

by BobDylanROCKS October 9, 2006

Minchismi

Often a group of five, Minchismi’s are a cult with a well known affinity for scrapbooking and humans with large noses. If you have an abnormally sized nose BEWARE! the minchismi’s generally have good eyesight and will scuttle towards any large nosed individual sighted and promptly begin to scrapbook them. If you are sneaky you may be able to peak inside their scrapbook to find their questionable drawings though they may also begin to peck you if they see.

Jerry: “Are you a Minchismi?”
Barbra: “Of course! I do love large noses.”

by BarbraBoggy28 May 25, 2021

beca mitchell

The softest little babie to ever exist

I LOVE YOU BECA MITCHELL

by Kendricksrune March 15, 2020

Mitch McConnell

1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.

1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.

by Patriotic Leftie March 6, 2021

Mitch Hedberg

The best comedian who ever lived. He sadly died at a young age due to a continuous heart problem. Give respect people, and quote whenever necessary.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up!

by Smitty Joe May 29, 2005

mitchell report

the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.

roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report

by lukas gestrine January 6, 2008

Mitched It!

A term reserved in disc golf when a disc golfer, trying to make a putt, hits the top band of the basket and misses the putt.

Oh Shit! You had a chance to win the USDGC but you Mitched It!

by BumpusHound September 21, 2016