minitab

Statistical analysis software used a lot in 6-sigma/process excellence programmes. The interface is a bit clunky, but the stats behind it is spot on.

It is boring because it just does what it is supposed to do. No fuss, no hassle, no crashes...

I threw my gauge R&R data in to MINITAB and it confirmed what I suspected - the instrument is useless for measuring to the required tolerance.

by fubarderby April 13, 2006

Lake Minnitonka

Where you go to purify yourself.

"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka." - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

minkted

to become intoxicated from the use of alcohol and have a good time

i got minkted last night

minkted ol boy

im going to get minkted tonight

by Xilb51X September 1, 2009

Minki

You are retarted

My friend called me a minki because I told him my fish drowned!

by The lump man April 7, 2021

Last minuite swat

Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.

Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!

Chick: I know!! I've worked my butt off all week and he still beat me... He's such a last minuite swat!

by *skate-char-skate* December 7, 2010

Hows your Minkton?

A variant of 'hows your father?' The origins of the phrase are obscure at best. To 'have a bit of hows your Minkton' implies that the individual in question has partaken in sexual activites that are far from what is considered simple love-making. Such complex maneuvres as inverted fisting, mongolian hate slamming and the 'human sock' would be considered some of the tamer moves used during a session.

John: How about a bit of hows your Minkton?
Stacey: You sick bastard! Ok then.

Additional note: My house is your house and your house is Monkhouse.

by Monkhouse April 11, 2008

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006