Millard Fillmore

n. America’s 13th – and perhaps most obscure – President. He is so obscure, in fact, that his nickname is “The American Louis Philippe” (huh?). However, this is not to suggest that Fillmore didn’t accomplish great things (Gadsden Purchase anybody?). If one thing can be said about Millie, it’s that he was one heck of a lady’s man. So much so that he married his teacher who was two years his senior! This is not surprising since the November 2004 issue of Presidential Pricks magazine identified Fillmore as our most well-endowed former commander-in-chief (our phallically-enhanced erstwhile leader is referred to as “the tripod” in the diary of his mistress). Notwithstanding, some historians insist that his sexuality is as dubious as Lincoln’s – especially when you consider that he was obsessed with physical fitness and his favorite color was fuchsia. Millard Fillmore’s departing words were “the nourishment is palatable” (after finishing a bowl of soup). How profound.

Randy: Am I the only one who thinks that 1850-53 were the best damn years in American history?
Steve: Millard Fillmore is a load that should've been swallowed.
Randy: I’ll cut you, you gourmet coffee-sippin’ hippie!
Steve: Bring it!

by Randy Agadi September 21, 2005

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The best boyfriend in the world. Always the sexiest one in the room. Smart, funny, beautiful inside and out.
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Libor Milian

Libor Milian (born May 17,1985) is an American/Russian singer-songwriter. He writes country and folk music, and is also a photographer and photo Model from San Diego, California, and Khabarovsk, Russia. Top 100 Download Turkey You left away position 30.New Artists 2016.Was nominated for musical in Nashville.You left away songs 50 Best of Surf Music California in year 2016.The songs You left away debuted at No. 1 on Love Songs.Celebrated became because Dance Country and Folk music.New Generation Country Music Star 2016.

☀Selected Music Awards:Find Year 2016.

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you left away
and i stayed there, just me
you left away, and tears i cried
i went’m gone, was i prefer when you were here now i sit quitly,
was you better when you were here already unless i almost when you’re gone.

you left away
and i stayed there, just me you left away, and tears i cried.
i was waiting for someone,
well i dit not know i was a traitor addressed.
with us you get it messed up never again look at you.
you left away, and i stayed there, just me you left away, and tears i cried

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milla jovovich

1.super hot alien chick in The Fifth Element, where she's naked a bit, wears little clothes and kicks ass.
2.super hot undercover agent for evil umbrella corporation in Resident Evil, where she's naked a bit and kicks major zombie ass.
3.super hot zombie killer in Resident Evil: Apocalypse, where she's kicking ass and looking damn fine doing it

person 1:why do you watch resident evil alot?...and why do you love the fifth element? why do you like it?
person 2: dude...just don't..i told you don't bother me when i'm watching this part...

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005

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