A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
by Coco Sean August 10, 2016
A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.
Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.
Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.
by Guers Girl April 29, 2010
by Gaspy420 February 23, 2020
bobby: my stomach hurts from drinking too much chocolate milk last night
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
drew: you got the chocolate milk belly?
bobby: hell yeah
by pepperoniplayboy October 11, 2015
the act of taking someone's diarrhea out of there asshole putting in a cup and adding milk and drinking it
by tacticalghost05 February 08, 2022
by Bigd4ddy69 April 04, 2018