A small town in Michigan. Has a simple feel, with a different and much more calm and detached from the hustle and bustle of every day Metro detroit life vibe. Great restaurants, and a great family atmosphere with real values.
There are a lot of fake rednecks with daddys lifted truck and wannabe country people and then the meth heads of highland, but the good outweighs the bad.
The real draw though, is the namesake MILFs. For some reason there is an extraordinary amount of beautiful blonde married women in their 30s 40s and 50s just looking for the right young guy in his mid 20s to early 30s to cheat on their husbands with. Hit up the red dog or main street or kroger
There are a lot of fake rednecks with daddys lifted truck and wannabe country people and then the meth heads of highland, but the good outweighs the bad.
The real draw though, is the namesake MILFs. For some reason there is an extraordinary amount of beautiful blonde married women in their 30s 40s and 50s just looking for the right young guy in his mid 20s to early 30s to cheat on their husbands with. Hit up the red dog or main street or kroger
Tara: oh my God look at those young guys over there, that one with the long hair is so fucking sexy
Stacey: I think those guys live in the sober living house I always see them at the gym and at Kroger
Jessica: my husband has been on his fishing trip for like 4 days so I'm gonna see if that 27 year old guy wants to come over tonight, god I love Milford
Stacey: I think those guys live in the sober living house I always see them at the gym and at Kroger
Jessica: my husband has been on his fishing trip for like 4 days so I'm gonna see if that 27 year old guy wants to come over tonight, god I love Milford
by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024
by BababooeyBalls69 January 25, 2024
Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter
So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.
The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.
The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.
by hogcanyon September 08, 2022
Fill pint glass with ice, fill 3/4 of the way with Paisano wine and top with a Orange Soda. Stir.
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
by ThePTL October 25, 2011
by Not Station 271 December 25, 2023