A nightmare that never ends.
Horrible weather,lack of jobs,government is broke,roads suck.
Take this from someone who lived there for over 10 years. I grew up there and the job market is awful. Especially for those who want to go into the entertainment Business.
The weather is bipolar. The price of rent is awful. You have to live here long enough to complain.
When its snowing in may. You know your in michigan.
by holmeschapel June 12, 2015
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MICHIGAN-the worst state in the US, here's a coupla reasons:

1.) michigan wolverine football team sux balls, because theyre on a 5 game losing streak, aginst OSU!,

2.) how does it feel to lose against Appalachain State?

3.) all the women there, are actually men

4.) their team in the 2008-09 season, the detroit Lions, went 0-16.

and that is why MICHIGAN SUCKS

ps...OHIO STATE BUCKS RUUUUUUUULE!!!! -foreva muthafucka!!!!
michigan=Shit and Trannies
by ohio foreva muthafucka March 19, 2009
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The most bipolar state in the us
Michigan has bipolar weather
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Michigan is a state where it can be 30° one day and 75° the next. It also is home to one of the most devoted people. They will legit fight anyone who says that the college they support is not better. It also is a beautiful place, except for the big cities. Like Detroit.
Michigan is surrounded by 4 lakes. The other one that doesn’t surround it is weird.
by SWEETHOMEALABAMA69 May 15, 2022
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A state with constant weather changes, like you never knew could exist. it can be warm like summer one day, and freezing cold the next. There is hardly anything to do in this state unless you live in the Upper Peninsula (abbreviated to become U.P., not to be confused with the famous disney movie up. They are called yoopers, not U.P.ers.) and you are an adventurous person willing to camp outside and/or snowboard constantly for entertainment.
Michigan person: Oh my god, there's nothing fun to do in Michigan

Non Michigan person: Why don't you go snowboarding?

Michigan person: Nah, I've been doing that all my life.
by michiganisboring December 13, 2010
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A huge upset. Comes from the infamous loss of Michigan to Appalachian State.
Oregon State pulled a Michigan when they got trounced by Cincinatti
by John Jacobjingleheimerschmidth September 8, 2007
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"UAW local 31 considers striking as GM announces more layoffs in Michigan. The story at eleven." Thats all you here in the headlines about this pathetic, Rust Belt state. Forget about finding a job here. Go elsewhere. Even Ohio is better--not much, but better nonetheless.
Michigan is the single-worst state to live and is the epitome of the Rust Belt.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 3, 2007
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