whore's measure

The length of a man's penis, measured along the top.

My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".

by Pseudonym February 2, 2005

mease

a really beautiful girl, has rockin hips, a great smile, an all around great person, kinda quite, loves to laugh, and likes to party

Man, that girl that girl, Abby is a mease.

by JustAnotherMan November 6, 2009

Cupids Measles

The blemishes that are commonly known as coldsores or herpes simplex 1.

~I made out with what's her face and got a case of "Cupids measles"!

~Huh?
~you know, a whore blossom!
~A WHAT?
~I GOT A FUCKIN' COLDSORE! ALL RIGHT?

by Hughdanger March 13, 2011

Virgin Megastore

An all-girls highschool.

Dude 1: Are you coming to the canteen at lunch?

Dude 2: No I need to nip to the Virgin Megastore.

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

MegaSweet

megasweet |ˈmegəswēt

Def.

adjective

1. (Of person, place, thing, sound, or taste) Having the characteristic of being vastly appealing

2. Used as a phrase for emotional emphasis in various phrases and exclamations.

noun

1. A talented artist who uses "MegaSweet" as a pseudonym and creates art for the My Little Pony: FiM Community.

Examples

1.

Jackie: Bitch, come taste this soup.

Sin: Fuck that soup, get me something megasweet.

2.

Jackie: That hooker you bought me had the itch.

Sin: Megasweet.

noun

1.

Jackie: Hey bro, did you check out that new shit MegaSweet dished out yesterday?

Sin: Fuck yeah man, I've been ready and waiting all week with my pants off.

by Jackie Sin June 15, 2011

measuremental

pertaining to measurement

he made a measuremental error whislt calculating the area of his house

by jadeclouds December 29, 2007

Melasecca

An italian last name that means 'Dried apple' and is the most amazing last name ever.

Me; HEY! Your last name is Melasecca!?
You; YEAH!
Me; OH MY GOD CAN I HUG YOU!?

by Lyssa M. February 11, 2009