Menstruatio

a blowjob from a woman who is on a period and therefor cannot fuck. Offered as a consolation prize.

See fellatio

Gregory: Last night I was hooking up with Naomi and we were going to fuck, but she was on her period. She gave me head though...

Nathanial: Ah, the old consolation prize, menstruatio. Hey, at least you got yours.

by Buttmilk February 22, 2011

penstration

when a pen in your pants leaks, leaving a smear of ink resembling a menstration stain

I left the meeting only to discover I had a case of penstration all through my pants

by pink delicous November 6, 2011

moonstration

When your menstrual cycle starts on the full moon.

Tonight is the full moon so I know this is the first day of Karina's moonstration cycle.

by beerchicky November 1, 2014

Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.

"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".

by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019

Monsteration

When a woman's "time of the month" includes harsh, rude and at times abusive behavior

She started her time of the month and her whole personality has changed from "MONSTERATION"

by CALBOY1 July 28, 2019

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021

communal menstruation

When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.

Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you

by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010