After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"
"Man, what the **** happened last night?"
"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."
"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"
"23"
"Oh"
"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."
"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"
"23"
"Oh"
"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"
by TheRealLance April 17, 2010
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A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rúnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.
by Krot December 14, 2003
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Mary: OMG how??
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by Choysen October 6, 2011
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Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the elephant memory mug.guy 1: yo, remember that time we got super hammed and skinny dipped with those fine chicks?
guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory
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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?
girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory
guy 2: naaaaw man, thats a mad dead memory
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girl 1: hey, remember when you made out with jenn's boyfriend that one time?
girl 2: oh god, dont remind me, im trying to turn that into a dead memory
by mauigirl17 March 8, 2010
Get the dead memory mug.The alteration or outright disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records, such as from a web site or other archive. Its origin comes from George Orwell's "1984", in which the memory hole was a small incinerator chute used for censoring, (through destroying), things Big Brother deemed necessary to censor.
Person One: "Did you hear about that scandal involving the President?"
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."
Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
Person Two: "Yeah! Looks like someone didn't have time to visit the memory hole."
Dude One: "Yo bro, I like that picture on Facebook of you wearing the "I Love Barry Manilow" shirt!"
Dude Two: "Yeah, that's definitely going in the memory hole."
by Charles Buell December 9, 2008
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