by MurdaYork December 20, 2018

A delightful individual who I love very much. They have big ol blue eyes and pleasant facial features, and to top it all off, they give wonderful hugs. Melly is an ideal person to snuggle with because they let you rest your head on their chest and have a nap. Melly is tall which is good for reaching things on the top shelf and intimidating small children, however if they put their brothers God awful skeleton mask on one more time, I will die. Melly is a fantastic baker and can eat unreasonable amounts of food, which although very impressive, does make me nervous for our future food shopping Bill's.
'How are you, melly?'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'
'I'm good, I just had a small breakfast of 3 pieces of bacon, 2 bits of toast, a bowl of cereal, 2 muffins, some noodles and a spooky pink cake.'
by Helga mcgelga November 3, 2019

Mellis is a couple, Miles Kane and Ellis Bartlett.
They definitely shag in their spare time. They deny it but all the signs are obvious
They definitely shag in their spare time. They deny it but all the signs are obvious
Person 1: “Did you see the photos of Ellis and Miles?”
Person 2: “Yes they definitely shagged after that #mellismoment”
Person 2: “Yes they definitely shagged after that #mellismoment”
by ConeAlCult March 21, 2022

A cold hearted brunette big lip widow, Mellie murdered 6 of her own amongst her late wife. Mellie has a drinking problem. Mellie goes to rehab now. Don’t be a mellie.
by Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos July 19, 2022

by realpimpinhitta February 10, 2020

A warden with luscious, purple hair that 100% smells awful and luscious ass cheeks to pair with it. There ain't no way on god's green earth he smells good. His partner has butt cheeks for a face and attacks by shooting fart missiles. He's the warden of BALLS, which are notoriously stinky. Despite all this, i think I'd smash if given the opportunity.
by i am crying on the floor May 10, 2022
