No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.
Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
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Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."
-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"
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Man I didn't know what to have first, a beer or a rum and coke...so I decided to use Lozens Method and just have both.
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Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
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Next time dont forget the teck nine, step.
Bob digital context is critical, boomb threat theese individiual that's on deck.
So you the illest nigga in nebraska, hell nah it's the master, number sixteen party crasher, flex.
I think too much I drink too much my crew dont' realy give two fucks about you ducks, we overhere shaolin what spontaneous combust when I smoke a bag of dust.
Ahh what a rush, god be the dutch, Method man and Redman starsky and hutch.
I crush m.c's can't trust niggaz, niggaz can't trust me.
I'M A KILLA !!!!
Lyrics taken from Cereal killa a song from the black out album.
Next time dont forget the teck nine, step.
Bob digital context is critical, boomb threat theese individiual that's on deck.
So you the illest nigga in nebraska, hell nah it's the master, number sixteen party crasher, flex.
I think too much I drink too much my crew dont' realy give two fucks about you ducks, we overhere shaolin what spontaneous combust when I smoke a bag of dust.
Ahh what a rush, god be the dutch, Method man and Redman starsky and hutch.
I crush m.c's can't trust niggaz, niggaz can't trust me.
I'M A KILLA !!!!
Lyrics taken from Cereal killa a song from the black out album.
by KASE ONE December 14, 2008
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It is practiced widely in the stoner world and has it's roots with Tommy Chong from the Cheech and Chong movies and from his time on That 70's Show.
This is based on the basic belief that Socrates is the father of modern thought and that his philosophic teachings were based upon answering a student's question with a probing question in order to get the student to realize their own answer.
Only in this case it serves as a comedic outlet while you are impaired by pot or alcohol.
It is practiced widely in the stoner world and has it's roots with Tommy Chong from the Cheech and Chong movies and from his time on That 70's Show.
This is based on the basic belief that Socrates is the father of modern thought and that his philosophic teachings were based upon answering a student's question with a probing question in order to get the student to realize their own answer.
Only in this case it serves as a comedic outlet while you are impaired by pot or alcohol.
Tommy Chong is a Socratic Method-Actor since he can answer any question with the same question and make it funny.
Me: What are you doing here?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing here?
Me: Why are you smiling?
Tommy Chong: Why are YOU smiling?
Me: Are you stoned?
Tommy Chong: Are YOU stoned?
Me: What are you doing in Mexico?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing in Mexico?
Me: What are you doing here?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing here?
Me: Why are you smiling?
Tommy Chong: Why are YOU smiling?
Me: Are you stoned?
Tommy Chong: Are YOU stoned?
Me: What are you doing in Mexico?
Tommy Chong: What are YOU doing in Mexico?
by shailoche July 16, 2009
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Guy 1: bro, this girls playing hard to get, what should I do?
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
Guy 2: Hit her with the two week method, the tension will make her want you more.
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Even though Susan was Catholic, the Methodist church welcomed her to take communion during a Methodist church service.
by Methodistgirl June 17, 2008
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