Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

by Frankie2times March 15, 2018

meet-cute

Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).

The way the characters meet in "Serendipity" or "When Harry Met Sally" or at least half the romantic comedies out there.

by Caffrin March 11, 2004

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022

Meet and Skeet

An informal gathering of friends

Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!

by heinzel September 15, 2010

Meet The Spy

Proof that valve could easily make a movie. Very interesting, very awesome, and was leaked.

Dude 1: Did you see meet the spy yet?

Dude 2: Yes, before valve released it.

Dude 1: HOW?

Dude 2: Valve leaked it.

by FOKing (Enter Something here) June 9, 2009

Meet it

The phrase 'meet it' is sometimes shouted in Sunday league football matches by a team's coach or manager. It is shouted when a goal kick or clearance is in the air and going towards a player, the player is then obliged to head or kick the ball anywhere because letting the ball bounce in Sunday league football is almost a death wish.

" Meet it!!!" *player then slices the ball out of play*
"Why didn't you meet it? We lost because of that counter attack."

by Skilluminati October 14, 2015

Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory

Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.

by Hardliner1269 March 26, 2011