maxwell

maxwells are certain crazy, unreadable types of people, who no matter how hard you try to figure them out...its a lost cause.

maxwells are amazing at random hours of the night...mhmmm, yes i know what that sounds like, and im not gonna change it...

maxwells have a tendency to make certain ppl who im not going to mention a little teensy weensy bit unnerved

but maxwells make those same unmentionable people want to laugh and smile more and thats ok...good even

and just for the record, that wasn't brutal, was it?

even in the wee hours of the am maxwell made the fact that an all-nighter was inevitable, bearable... and in fact okay.

by cutiebadootie April 11, 2007

Maxwelled

To take jokes above and beyond the vulgarity limits of an average, level-headed member of society.

I broke your mom like Katrina did New Orlean dikes. She flooded the shit out of my room. Trump and FEMA were there quick throwing sandbags and an emergency shower trailer; to wash my sticky givings out of and off of her. You have been maxwelled.

by Likable Asshole October 22, 2018

Maxwells

A South African word for 'bollocks'. The word was coined in the 1980s by South Africans who came to realise that English men called Maxwell talk nothing but bollocks.

Pork Scotch: I've got a girlfriend.

South African person: Maxwells! That's not a girl. Its a vampire turkey from hell.

by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 29, 2009

maxwell

The hottest most sensitive guy any girl (or guy) could ever dream of but many non-girl/guys do dream of him.

Even though that guy is so hot he doesn't even come close to touching maxwell but he has tried.

by Maxwell Wallace July 18, 2008

maxwell

Originally a surname meaning "stream of Maccus" from the Old English name Maccus combined with wella "stream". A famous bearer of the surname was James Maxwell, a Scottish physicist who studied gases and electromagnetism.
also it was used on one of the beatles songs 'maxwell silver hammer'

maxwell is so cool he is such a bright spark

by maxwell field March 21, 2007

The Maxwell

Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.

Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.

Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.

Patrons: why yes we are.

by Maxwell FSU June 8, 2013

A maxwell

1. Taking ages to reply

2. Being a cunt

3. Falling for girls too easily

I'm going to do a maxwell to this girl I'm talking to

by Lexicongods October 2, 2016