max pacholski

super awesome dude! and likes taking photo!
guys want to be him and girls want him.

woah did you see max pacholski's photo

by jesse clapoff October 21, 2010

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

Max Proyeti

Autism

Max Proyeti is autism

by Max Proyeti April 18, 2018

max pen

maximum security penitentiary

I'm in lockdown at the county max pen

by escorvex November 16, 2019

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Max Phipps

The fattest poser in the world. You can barely see his face under his hair which he thinks looks cool. Max is such a player who looks about 10 and can really not kiss.

Friend : "I met a guy the other day"
Me : "what's his name"
Friend : "max phipps"
Me : "kill him!"

by Ezcrzy November 30, 2021

Max Payne 6000

When a bitch is badder than Max Payne thousand

Hey bitch you Max Payne thousand

Nigga I’m a dude and I’m Max Payne 6000 black boy

by toad_did_it December 12, 2021