When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.
by Catchoop March 22, 2021
Get the The Darth Maulmug. The action in which a black female rubs her period blood on her face in order to look like darth maul. Then uses two strap ons attached to either side of her body to penetrate two white boys
by Playa69420 January 7, 2020
Get the Darth Maulmug. by Crazy Crazy MaN December 31, 2019
Get the Darth Maulmug. To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.
"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"
by eddyg December 13, 2007
Get the darth maulmug. To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.
Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
by DonkeyShlong January 16, 2010
Get the Darth Maulmug. One of the greatest Drag Pkers of all time. Even tho only having 1 defence Unholy Mauls is still able to hybrid like crazy and own the shit out of anyone in the wilderness. ESPECIALLY faggots such as Sniper Loc and V Whipz V.
Noobs should worship him.
Noobs should worship him.
by SniperLoc July 8, 2009
Get the Unholy Maulsmug. What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.
If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
by cr8s April 29, 2012
Get the Mauled by Bearsmug.