manual snoozing

when you completely turn off your alarm clock and tell yourself that you'll get out of bed in a minute, hoping that you don't fall back asleep and end up late for work or school.

I turned off my alarm clock and ended up manual snoozing until 6:55, so I didn't have time to shower before work.

by Jay Kizzle January 23, 2011

Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.

Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."

by jalap3nïs January 12, 2021

manually google

when the internet is down and you actually have to look it up in a book

my computer isn't working so I had to manually google my homework all night, it sucked

by heinygirl January 31, 2011

Manual Sanchez

The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.

I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

Manual Photoshop

Ejaculating on a photograph of an attractive celebrity instead of acctually photoshoping it into a fake pornographic image.

Let me see that picture of fergie, i need to give it a little manual photoshopping if you know what i mean.

by RaulSanchez September 22, 2007

cunt manual

Any TV show that teaches your daughter to grow up to be a whore, bitch, or just plain idiot.

See: Any teen drama or "real people" reality TV shows. You know what I mean.

Dave: Shit, Steve! I walked in and saw my daughter watching The Hills and Laguna Beach!

Steve: No way! She'll grow up to be a complete whorebag if she keeps watching those goddamn cunt manuals!

by Tres Importante January 22, 2009

dupont manual

A really crappy high school but people think it is so great because of its MST program. Who really gives a crap?

Hey, I just got into the MST program at Manual! Who really gives a shit?

by Jolly Rogers May 09, 2005