menstragenta

The color of menstral fluid mixed with lubricant. Not to be confused with Menstraspinx, which is a combination of Mentral fluid and lube, not the color.

Andrew "I fucked the shit out of that bahemouth from the DC...bitch was tight!"

Matt "Dude...was she menstragenta?"

by Captain Duder January 16, 2009

Manstruating

When a male is in a mood considered grumpy or lonely.

Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.

a.k.a. Man Period

Dude, he is in such a funk.

Yeah, he's manstruating.

by DrCakeMan64 January 28, 2014

Manstrange

A word used to describe male genitalia

Dylan was all up in James’s manstrange at their picnic last Saturday

by Strangetame20 October 14, 2020

manstruate

When a guy starts acting really crabby, and complaining much like a woman on her period.

Eric: "I am sick and tired of cleaning up your crap, Paul. Keep it on your side of the room!"
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"

James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."

by this_is_my_pseudonym October 25, 2010

manstruate

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.

You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Manslate

To translate what a male friend is really trying to say before he digs himself into a deeper hole.

Let me manslate what my idiot buddy really means by that.

by BobNoxious1987 November 23, 2018

manstrating

A guy who is really irritable, bitchy and indecisive. Just like girls on their period. Basically, a man who is menstruating.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010