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Bare minimum bitch

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.
Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!
by conecreame October 27, 2019
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maximum suckage

/Max/./E/./Mum/ /Su/./kuj/ adj. 1. The worst possible state of affairs when things suck so badly that they can't POSSIBLY get any worse.
Maximum Suckage is when you just lost your job to the Pakistani guy whom you tutored in English, you come home to find your best friend since childhood boinking your wife/highschool sweet heart, you run outside to see a thief driving off in your car, your cell phone rings and you find out that that you're being audited by the IRS. It rings again and your doctor tells you that you have a terminal illness, the FAA calls to tell you that your parents were just in a plane crash. You die and God himself tells you you're going to hell and when you get to hell...Satan snubs you.
by Soulsurvivor_2001 March 21, 2006
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maximum respect

the ultimate admiration for another badboy, usually shown by the meeting together of 2 fists and a handshake.
Special handshake involving the meeting together of two fists and inter-locking knuckles.
"check big p wiv his ghetto blaster boomin out those choons!!"
"maximum respect big p!!"
"maximum respect bad boy ruth for lighting that fag with your fart"
by bad boy food table May 5, 2005
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Maximum Rage

A state of anger bordering on godlike, the anti-enlightenment, a furious display of chest beating and growling/roaring/swearing. What the battery powered king kong toys display.
Jim was stuck in the fast lane behind a grey hair doing 25mph and the white-hot seething stench/display of "Maximum Rage" could be seen.heard for miles.
by Lt. Roastabotch May 5, 2006
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Maximum Summer

That rare and magical occurrence whereupon Memorial Day comes as early as possibly (May 25th), while Labor Day falls as late as possibly (September 7th), literally giving us the maximum amount of summertime!

Maximum Summer allows ample time for one to take advantage of long days filled with adventure, ice cream, and the pursuit of awesome.
Bill: How are we ever going to break our waterslide record from last year?!
Ted: We've got all the time in the world, dude, it's Maximum Summer!
Bill: High-five!
by SweetTooth May 31, 2015
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Maximum Dippage

Maximum dippage is a compound Word used and invented on the DailyAvery YouTube vlog Channel, the word means that you are simply “on yo sh*t” with maximum potential and drive.
by Matt02ng June 14, 2022
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Maximum Effort

Maximum effort is when you dump all of your hesitations down the toilet and madly scramble to your goal.
All you gotta do is use a whole lot of maximum effort.
by AlldaladiesluvLeoHoO December 22, 2019
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