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Man Cave

"I like to call it my man cave," he/she said.
by proteus March 19, 2014
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mancakes

The ass of your best drinking bud pressed against yer morning wood. His butt is covered in boy butter from last nights foamance. The only thing missing is syrup.
ie. Little Dwizzle added his sweet syrup to Josh's mancakes and then decided it was time to flip his own mancakes when Josh finally woke up.
by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011
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Mancakes is the pancake breakfast a guy offers to cook a girl when he wants to have sex with her for the first time.
"Sweetie, let's stay at your place tonight. I'll cook you my special mancakes in the morning."
by M Bloom December 6, 2007
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Man Cave

A place where Fags get together to repeat what they heard on sportscenter. And avoid their usually somewhat attractive wife in the the living room watching stupid reality shows like jersey shore. If I had a man cave I would seriously reconsider what I define as being a family man, and if you are already single now you know why.
by beonrealak October 6, 2010
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Mancake

Similar in nature to a Pancake, the Mancake is a Man-Pancake. Composed of Bisquick, eggs, protein powder, beer and rusty nails the Mancake contains over 75% of your daily huge cock values. Cooking demonstration --> youtube.com/watch?v=aVamEOjJcaM
Jim was a skinny little bitch. Then one day he woke up and had a Mancake for breakfast. Jim now beats his wife, fornicates with fly honnies and when he's not too busy beats the shit out of his dog, Rover.
by Bonedoggg October 13, 2008
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Man Cave

An inside joke among all males. A large vagina. The possessor is usually unaware of how loose she really is. She makes comments about how tight it is & how it'll be the best sex you'll ever have. This usually results in the male having teeth impressions or bruising of the lower lip from clamping down & trying to keep from laughing out loud or smiling.
Joe: Did you bang Wilma last night? Was she a wild ride?

Lee: Dude it was horrible. She has a man cave. I almost fell in. I came but it was not very good, then bailed when she fell asleep. That was such a mistake. Now I understand how a kid's head can pop outta that shit.
by Ehud Avni May 19, 2010
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mancake

Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
Zac Efron's overly matte complexion has started rumours he's a fan of the mancake.
by J. J. K. November 26, 2007
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