Mossy blanket

When you masturbate and cum in your happy trail

Mossy blanket

by Bean juice August 12, 2017

Mossy Jaw

Mossy jaw is a woman's vagina.(Southern slang)

I'm gonna get me some "Mossy Jaw" tonight!

by Burdur December 31, 2018

Messy Mossy

(v.)

To skeet on your own hands after sex and proceed to rub it down your partner's back. Often accompanied with a lie saying that you're actually applying moisturizer.

(n.)

The act of a messy mossy.

Etymology: Originated from the legendary pioneer/Manc bastard.

Tom needs to stay away from the local women because he'll messy mossy them.

Tom messy mossied that girl on his birthday. It'll be a night he'll never forget.

Tom gave that girl a messy mossy!

Tom is a messy mosser.

by EH & HC October 22, 2008

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper May 26, 2012

Mossy Log

A joint sprayed with terpenes and dipped in kief.

Connor: Just rolled a fat mossy log
Ricky: Damn let’s go smoke it

by Sherbanged December 03, 2023

Mossie

A person with a huge dick who is really good in bed.
Often compared to a GOD.
Wealthy and Mighty.

Damn! What a MOSSIE you are👑

by Dr.MM July 03, 2019

Mossie

A HACKER BOI

"Mossie got my drone"

by HEnny Ther slawg March 21, 2019