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Moses

A really cool girl. With amazing grades. She is really smart and can be dumb. She is a really big fangirl and has much fan accounts. She has much love in her even if she doesn't know it. She loves to help people. She is in love with bears and calls Herself weird names. She loves music and dance. She wants to make her strand come true. She wants to study at a university.
Moses is a independit woman
by Browniebear June 17, 2017
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A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.
Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.
by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018
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Well I’m not moses
by Tehehe🤠 April 20, 2019
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Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.
I wish I had a Moses in my life *sigh*
by Biggie22 October 8, 2019
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Moses from the red sea
Me: Hello Moses from the red sea!
Moses: dude for the last time, I WASN'T IN THE BIBLE
by Friend of moses February 20, 2020
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Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.
1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses
by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020
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